Number one in Work/Productivity Hacks in this Lifehacker post “35 MacGyver Tips, Clever Uses, and Other Life Hacks in One Infographic”:
Get Paid To Poop: You’ll be using less of your own time and more of your company’s time. If you poop for an average of 10min per day, your company will have pair you for more than 40 hours or pooping by the end of the year. That’s half as long as most paid vacations!
This has to be some dude trolling.